Klang Valley's Top 10 Pick Up Joints

I just met 2 friends of mine yesterday - Both are "real clubbers". I knew them since they were actively clubbing at the Hippodrome in London and Zouk in Singapore in the late 80s and early 90s. Now they are "Uncles" already lah, but they are still actively clubbing - some things never change.



I took the opportunity to casually ask them which are the top pick up joints in the Klang Valley these days. With much debate on which ones to include and which ones to eliminate, here is their top 10 pick up joints in the Klang Valley and commentaries.



Please note that the top 10 listed here are not necessarily in the order of superiority. No. They are all good clubs in their own way. They are listed according to my writing convenience only.

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Beach Club - Located in Jalan P Ramlee KL. Parking around this area is RM10 per entry during weekdays and RM15 during weekends. Beach Club used to be a very hot pick up joint with loads of locals, about 6 years ago. However in recent years it has become popular with Phillipina hookers and Caucasian expats. It is also a very popular tourist attraction. So guys, if you fail elsewhere, beach club will not fail you. The hookers charge between Rm100 -RM500 per night depending on your bargaining power, and how "in demand" they are that night. Basically, as night progresses, the prices get lower. The crowd is generally older; 30+ to 40+ years old.



Thai Club - Located just opposite the Beach Club. Apparently popular with the working class Chinese crowd. You can see Chinese pimps dancing with their girls, encouraging clubbers to join in. Desperate measures of soliciting for clients, I would think. The hookers here are from China, apparently. My friends also say that most local, regular girls go there in groups - with guys - presumably so the guys can buy them drinks. The crowd is generally about 20+ to 30+ years old.



Aloha - Located a walking distance from Thai Club and Beach club. A relatively new club. Apparently it shares the same owner with the Beach Club. A good place to pick up executives and students. The crowd is generally about 20+ to 30+ years old.



Poppy Bar - Located a walking distance from Beach Club and Thai Club. Popular with local college students and fresh graduates. The girls also go there in groups - with guys - so they dont have to pay for the drinks. Guys are such suckers. Most of the clubbers are young Chinese middle class college students. Most patrons are between the ages of 18 and late 20s.



Rum Jungle - Located opposite Poppy Bar. Apparently it shares the same owner with the Beach Club and Aloha. This place is popular with the Malay middle class and African "expats" (being politically correct). You can meet Malay GROs there if you go in after 12pm on weekdays . The Malay GRO go there after work or during their off days. This place is also popular with Caucasian tourists as well. The age range of patrons here are between 20+ to 30+.



Zouk Club and Velvet Underground - Located in Jalan Ampang KL. Popular with local college students. As usual, the girls also go there in groups - with guys - so they dont have to pay for the drinks. There are middle class Chinese groups and Malay groups. Typical clubbers here are between the ages of 18 and late 20s.



Zeta Bar - Located in Hilton Kuala Lumpur. This is one of the more recent nightspots to open in KL. It is apparently modelled after its namesake in London and Sydney. This place is pretty upmarket. Frequented by Caucation expats, top local executives, businessmen, members of the Malaysian royalty, and occationally "Princesses from Chow Kit". The age group of patrons here are typically between the ages of 30 to 50.

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